Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
whose parrot is this?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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