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• (404): View more from Georgia

  hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

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  no.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

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  Wtf did you do last night?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I want to fling myself into the sun

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.

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