I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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