like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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