I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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