they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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