I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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