I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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