my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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