like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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