do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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