Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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