Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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