She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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