idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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