I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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