She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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