I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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