I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm passing your future prison.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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