who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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