Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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