I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My life is pants optional.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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