I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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