I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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