He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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