You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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