Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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