so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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