Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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