you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
