Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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