Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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