i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I believe in your delicious
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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