LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
