At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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