Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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