FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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