Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
false alarm. still invincible.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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