hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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