Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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