so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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