So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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