She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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