Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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