I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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