so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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