ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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