If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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