yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
