i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
