So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
