i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
