So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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